1) 1 hand on pen,Other hand on Phone,1 ear on lecture,
Other ear on FRIENDS TALK,
1eye on board,Other eye on sight,
Yevan sonnan college life easy'nu.....
2) Exam enbadu college figure mathiri.
College mudiura varaikkum than irukum
But
arrear enbathu mama ponnu madiri
nammalaye suthi suthi varum......Yappudi..
3) "SIT,
STUDY
&
KEEP UR CELL OFF"
THE above stunts
are performed
by trained TOPPERS
under controlled environments..
''Please DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME'' ;)
4) Sylabus-8OGB
V Study-8OMB
Retains In Mind-8OKB
Write In Xm-8OByts
Result Coms In Binary Dights i.e
OO
O1
1O
11
Studnts Rock:p
prents Shock:-O
5) Kalloori Enna koduthadhu, kanmoodi parthal puriyum,
Verum kalvi Matum alla Kanavu Matum Alla,
kangal Kalanga vaikum Uravugalum than! But
I miss u. U d'nt miss.
6) A boy took a book frm library shelf.
suddenly al the books fell on him & he died!
Moral: Booka edukuravan bookala saavan
So,dont touch books.!
7) Sarakku Adicha Paiyana Paarthu...
Appa:- Veetukula Varatha.
Amma:- Yeppo Thirunthuva?
Sister:- Unna Thirutthave Mudiyathu.
Lover:- Enkitta Pesatha.
Frnd:- Evlo Machi Adicha? Pothuma, Innoru Quarter Sollava....
NANBENDA
Cheersss...
8) Lover kitta love solli
reply varalana kuda
thaangi kalam, but Examhall-a kupda kupda frnd thirumbama irkura vali
iruke aiyo.
Paya pulla,
Padichirupano!
9) Bike iruntha otta thonum
Tv irundha pakka thonum
ponnu irundha pesa thonum
freind irundha suththa thonum
nanum 20 varusama pakkuren
"BOOK" iruntha matum padika thona mattenkuthu!
By.,
UNNAI POL ORUVAN.
10) Vedhanai yodu ponavanukku Pacha Thanni,
But,
Vedikkai parka vandhavanuku PUPS & TEA.,
Indha kodumai enga Nadakudhunu
Theriyumaa? "EXAM HALL".
